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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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