Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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