There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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