Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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