You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
accomplished twins. life is a go
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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