Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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