therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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