New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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