I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Say something about gay babies.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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