big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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