Just cropdusted the office
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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