Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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