margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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