It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
