You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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