just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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