doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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