Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
