What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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