I want to have your abortion
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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