What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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