We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just blew my weed a kiss
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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