I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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