you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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