i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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