Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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