Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
