whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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