I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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