A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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