I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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