have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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