You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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