is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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