yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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