Taylor Swift is so right about you.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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