Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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