How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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