dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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