So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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