everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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