ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
operation have a gay friend backfired
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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