I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
