Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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