So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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