those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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