If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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