Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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