i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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