You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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